Synopsis So check it out. One night I went home with this guy I met at a bar. He was smart and funny and charismatic... seemed like the perfect one night stand candidate. After fucking the shit out of him for hours and hours. I was pretty dirty, AND late for my Spelling Bee. "No big deal" I thought to myself - "I'll just jump in his shower and head out the door". But that was easier said than done. I was totally screwed out a shower, just when I really needed one. I grabbed his towel, jetted out the door and began my seach for hygene all over New York City... needless to say, things got pretty fuckin' weird!